Aliens visit the solar-powered house of a middle-class family, and the house is suddenly sucked into a time warp that transports it back to prehistoric times.
Yes! How awesome does this sound? Everything you need for a good bad movie is here. And yet, The Day Time Ended utilizes none of it. I have a superhuman tolerance for bad movies- that’s not a bragging right, it’s a birth defect- but this movie is tedious and boring, even for me. This movie could almost be something out of the Theatre of the Absurd, except that it’s horrible, like a piece of seaweed decided to make a movie, and this is what we got.
There’s a boring old family living in the desert, and UFOs keep buzzing their house. Tiny UFOs fight inside their house. Stop-motion monsters fight out in their front yard… and I’m making this sound so much more interesting than it actually is. How do you even make any of this stuff suck? I don’t know, but the people behind this movie found a way. Then they’re all thrown into the future where everything looks like a cheesy 1950s book cover. And they have horses. The end.
The Day Time Ended is like a couple of sci fi stories died in the same spot, and then centuries later some amateur archeologist found a few of the remains and tried to assemble them into a single artifact. And he just used glue to do it. This is a boring, bad movie you should definitely stay away from. It has a 4.3/10 on IMDB, which is totally inconceivable to me. I’d almost, ALMOST recommend Catman in Lethal Track over this one, but I won’t actually, because most of it is also boring. Somehow, it’s considered a cult classic, but it must have bribed its way onto the list, because it’s one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. If someone gives you the option to watch this movie or go on a 2 hour car ride in the trunk of the car, choose the car ride.
Why end the year on a positive note?
It’s on Amazon, but don’t watch it.